The Equivalency Test

Here is a test you liberals should use before you decide to support or oppose certain events and people.

Ask this simple question: “would I have the same opinion if it were a conservative instead”?

• Roman Polanski Mel Gibson did not rape-rape that 13-year-old girl
• What is wrong with school children singing the praises of President Obama Bush
• David Letterman Glen Beck is a comedian, not a politician, and should not be judged for having casual office sex with his subordinates
• We need all the member artist of the NEA to use their art to help Barrack Obama George Bush get Health Care Reform The Patriot Act passed
• Why should Van Jones Michael Steele resign his position because he signed a Truthers Birthers petition
• There is nothing wrong with the Democrats Republicans using the “nuclear option” to get Health Care Reform Welfare Reform passed

Or, ask this simple question: “would I have the same opinion if it were a liberal instead”?

• Those tea party war protesters are retarded, racist, idiots and should be investigated
• Sarah Palin Kathleen Sebelius should be home taking care of those children
• SNL should get an Oscar for portraying Governor Palin President Obama as an idiot
• Protesting President Bush Obama is the highest form of patriotism

Get the idea? Good. Now shut up!

Goose & Gander